Have Several Seats

If you have never watched the show The Braxtons, then you've never seen the entertainment that is Tamar. She is by far the most hilarious, over the top dot com character on television. And I love it. One of her many catch phrases is "have several seats."

There are a few people in my life who need to have a seat. Cuz honey, that ain't the move! 

1. The person (who I will refer to as Crazy Lady) whose reply to my saying, I don't want anymore  any chips, I'm trying to lose weight was : "I'm trying to lose weight too, just eat the rest." When I made it clear I didn't want to eat them, Crazy Lady put them in my hand and said just eat the rest....Um 'cuse me? Didn't i JUST say I wanted to lose weight? Anyone who tries to sabotage me, needs several seats. Crazy Lady needs all of the Staples Center right now. 

2. People who believe high temps are an excuse to get nekkid. Take a seat-wait, cover your hoo ha, then take a seat. Excuse me while I wipe it down as you leave. 

                         

3. People who use social media as a way to get at somebody indirectly. If you have something to say to someone in REAL life, then tell them....in real life. The whole indirect, I'm talking bout you but I ain't talking bout you though....um, just sit down. Now. 

                                      

What about you? What are some situations that make you say, have several seats?